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Here's some kEwL JoKeS tO kEEp yA BusY fOr NoW. . .EnJoY! | ************************************************** Two blondes are walking thru the forest. Suddenly they come upon a set of tracks. The first blonde says to ther second blonde, "Wow, look, deer tracks!" The second blonde says, "Those aren't deer tracks you idiot, they're bear tracks!" Next thing they knew, the train hit them. ************************************************** Here's the setting: You're in a room, with a hungry lion, a deadly cobra, and a lawyer. All you have with you is a shotgun, that's only got two bullets to use with it. What do you do? Shoot the lawyer. . .twice. ************************************************** A welthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do whatever he wanted to since they owuld be out really late that night. After an hour and a half, the wife told her husband that she was horribly bored and that she would rather go home and finish some work for the next day. The husband told her that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important people who were his new business partners. So, the wife went home alone and found the butler spred out on the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She asked him to come closer. Then even closer. She moved forward, and shispered in his ear: "Take off my dres. . ." "Now take off my bra." "Next, remove my shoes and stockings." "Now, remove my garter belt and panties" She then looked deep into his eyes, and in a sharp voice shouted: "The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're FIRED!" ************************************************** What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!" ************************************************** Why can't blondes dial 911? They can't find the eleven button on the phone. ************************************************** What's the difference between a blonde male and a blonde female? The blonde female has a higher sperm count. ************************************************** What's President Clintons new Secret service Code Name? Unibanger. ************************************************** What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a vacuum cleaner? Where the dirtbag attaches. ************************************************** One morning, the president woke up and looked out the window to see the snow covered lawn of the White House. To his surprise though, he saw, pee'd in the snow, "BILL CLINTON SUCKS". In a rage of fury, he called in his secret service agents. "Call all the experts, all the crime-investigators, everybody, I wanna know who did this. I want to know whos urine it is. Get all the details you can, I want details NOW!" So all the agents got hard at work, doing test after test on the yellow snow. Three hours later, one brave secret service agent came in to the Presidents Oval office and briefed the President on their findings. "Well, sir, we have good news and we have bad news, which do you want first?" "Give me the good news first," replied the President. "Well sir, the good news is that the urine belongs to Bob Dole sir." The President, a little happier now, asked the agent "So what's the bad news?" "Well sir, tests show, that although it is Mr. Dole's urine, it's Mrs. Clinton's handwriting." ************************************************** . . . . MoRe JoKeS tO cOmE . . . . .
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